Pictures and Words

A particularly terrible photo of my parents, with a child who is not me.

In lieu of an update today, (I’m having the weekend off StinkyPete) here’s some correspondence I’ve recently had with my parents:

An email I received from my father today:

Dear Son
You project should be called “Load of Rot”. I think it  is time you gave up all this nonsense and got a real job.”

Did you like that? Now I feel like a real father!

Sorry I did not say that…now stop all this rot  get married and have kids and buy a house and work for the government ! There is no future in all this nonsense. 

Your Father.

Also, I was also on google chat with my mother earlier (andthis is completely unrelated to StinkyPete) when she started complaining about the fact that google has different smileys to the eBay forums:

Mum: B)

B-)

:-/

Testing the ebay codes

Whats vomit smiley?

<3

Me: There isn’t one.

Mum: And there’s no vomit or blushing smiley

 No wanking smiley either

Me: But you can change their shape.

 You can make them circles and things. Crazy!

 Mum: There are more on eBay

I was sending a lovely beehive to all my friends as my sig…until someone told me it was a turd surrounded by flies

Me: lol!

Dad: I am trying to write a sensitive letter and Mum has just put a beehive in it