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Hello! My name is Peter C. Hayward, and there is a pot of meat, tissues, and gravy-like products in a pot in my back yard. Today, I stirred them around a bit:

As you can hear in the video, the pot stinks, but only in short, sharp bursts. Imagine a yapping dog, except instead of a dog it’s a pot of meat, and instead of hearing the yaps, you can smell them. That is a bit what it’s like.

Here’s some photos, pre-stirring. (post-stirring photos tomorrow.)

Last night, while I was going through my back yard for non meat-related purposes, I saw the cat from StinkyPete 1.0 running through my back yard. For the sake of its health, I hope it hasn't been eating from the Pot of Rot.

I wonder if one would die, if they ate from the pot. I am not willing to try it myself. Any volunteers?

I got really excited while looking at this photo, because I thought the tissue had turned a funny yellow colour and started to grow mould. Then I looked closer...

...and realised it was just a leaf.

Tomorrow, I’m thinking of pouring something into the pot, turning it into a more soupy environment. Liquids currently under consideration:

• Water (cheap and neutral)
• Vinegar (acidic, might do something to the meats)
• Animal blood (if I can somehow get it in sufficient quantity)
• Cheap wine (in tribute to the mystery prankster)
• Some kind of cordial (because cordial is always interesting. Sugary, likely to attract insects.)
• Coke (or cheap equivalent)

What do you think, readers? Suggestions welcome! Votes encouraged! Opinions…I wanna hear them!

Tomorrow: The addition of liquid!
Up next: A non-StinkyPete post! Ted Vs. Ed…who is cooler?

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