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==Kurses==
 
==Kurses==
  
*'''Arlics''' - effects unknown
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*'''Arlics''' - Causes one to become extremely shy and inarticulate.
 
*'''Bollospod''' - Causes uncontrollable swearing. (undetectable when cast on a pirate.)
 
*'''Bollospod''' - Causes uncontrollable swearing. (undetectable when cast on a pirate.)
*'''Clarsi''' - effects unknown
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*'''Burse''' - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".)
*'''Dyup''' - Causes one to become extremely shy and inarticulate.
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*'''Crali''' - Causes loose, floppy (but still functional, if only just) limbs and joints.
*'''Exnoz''' - Your conscience becomes physically embodied by an angel on one shoulder, and a demon on the other.
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*'''crOlk''' - Makes one extremely sickly. Most common in [[kRonkton]].
*'''F't'j''' - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".)
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*'''Exno''' - Your conscience becomes physically embodied by an angel on one shoulder, and a demon on the other.
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*'''The Friendly Kurse''' - Causes you to uncontrollably hug everyone you see.
 
*'''Guh''' - Severely reduces your intelligence.
 
*'''Guh''' - Severely reduces your intelligence.
*'''Hug''' - Causes you to uncontrollably hug everyone you see. Also known as "The Friendly Kurse".
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*'''Iclars''' - Causes extreme confidence and a bombastic personality, to the point of annoying.
*'''Iclars''' - effects unknown
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*'''Jiff''' - Completely removes any common sense a person has.
*'''J'f't''' - Completely removes any common sense a person has.
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*'''Licras''' - Causes your limbs to lock up - you can still move, but barely.
*'''Licras''' - Causes your limbs to lock up, resulting in you being much less dextrous.
 
 
*'''Nexoz''' - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened.
 
*'''Nexoz''' - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened.
*'''Onxez''' - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs turn to stone.
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*'''Onxez''' - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs loses all sensation, but continues to work in every other regard.
*'''Pudy''' - Makes one extremely weak, and also blocks up their nose.
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*'''Phantis''' - Causes each of your ears to become as big as your entire head
*'''Q''' - The most powerful kurse of all - makes one extremely sickly, weak, inartulate, reduces your intelligence, and gets rid of your common sense.
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*'''Puddy''' - Makes one extremely weak, and also blocks up their nose.
*'''Rilcas''' - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of [[Nakira]]-worshippers.
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*'''Quix'' - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of [[Nakira]]-worshippers.
*'''Scaril''' - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to run all over you, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. This kurse can only be administered once. Due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement.
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*'''Scaril''' - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to move like worms all over your body, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. Only works once on each person -due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement.
*'''T'j'f''' - You speak of yourself in the third person. (a particularly harsh variant of the T'j'f curse causes one to refer to themselves in the ''multiple'' third person - "We are not enjoying this kurse very much", etc.)
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*'''Quin''' - He speaks of himself in the third person.  
*'''Updy''' - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered.
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*'''Quinplus''' - We speak of ourselves in the multiple third person.
*'''V''' - no matter the personality of the kursee before, once kursed with '''V''', they become [[Chaotic Evil]], and only a [[counter-kurse]] can turn them back to their original alignment.
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*'''Uptide''' - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered.
*'''Wompter''' - Causes each of your ears to become as big as your entire head
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*'''V''' - Your personality remains the same, however your motivations go from whatever they were before to pure evil.
 
*'''Xeons''' - You move, speak, think and react at half speed.
 
*'''Xeons''' - You move, speak, think and react at half speed.
*'''Y-pud''' - effects unknown
 
 
*'''Zonex''' - Your own personal gravity is reversed.
 
*'''Zonex''' - Your own personal gravity is reversed.
*'''ottoM''' - Makes one extremely sickly.
 

Revision as of 10:03, 11 November 2013

Kurses (unlike curses) range from mild annoyances to dehabilitating conditions. Each race has a few kurses of its own. Here is an incomplete list:

Kurses

  • Arlics - Causes one to become extremely shy and inarticulate.
  • Bollospod - Causes uncontrollable swearing. (undetectable when cast on a pirate.)
  • Burse - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".)
  • Crali - Causes loose, floppy (but still functional, if only just) limbs and joints.
  • crOlk - Makes one extremely sickly. Most common in kRonkton.
  • Exno - Your conscience becomes physically embodied by an angel on one shoulder, and a demon on the other.
  • The Friendly Kurse - Causes you to uncontrollably hug everyone you see.
  • Guh - Severely reduces your intelligence.
  • Iclars - Causes extreme confidence and a bombastic personality, to the point of annoying.
  • Jiff - Completely removes any common sense a person has.
  • Licras - Causes your limbs to lock up - you can still move, but barely.
  • Nexoz - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened.
  • Onxez - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs loses all sensation, but continues to work in every other regard.
  • Phantis - Causes each of your ears to become as big as your entire head
  • Puddy - Makes one extremely weak, and also blocks up their nose.
  • 'Quix - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of Nakira-worshippers.
  • Scaril - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to move like worms all over your body, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. Only works once on each person -due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement.
  • Quin - He speaks of himself in the third person.
  • Quinplus - We speak of ourselves in the multiple third person.
  • Uptide - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered.
  • V - Your personality remains the same, however your motivations go from whatever they were before to pure evil.
  • Xeons - You move, speak, think and react at half speed.
  • Zonex - Your own personal gravity is reversed.